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When a Woman Loves!

When a woman loves you, you are a
husband

When a few women love you, you are a man

When many women love you, you are a lover

When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol

When thousands of women love you, you are a leader

But,

When all the women in the world love you, you are not human...
You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen.